Happy 2013, Denizens!
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Happy 2013, Denizens!
From the future! Hope you all had/will have a really good New Year's Eve.
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Happy new year, persons from the future.
I still have about 17 minutes of this year left.
I still have about 17 minutes of this year left.
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Happy new Year form the past, where it is also new year now.
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Yeah from me here now too
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Happy New Year from time immemorial.
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
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Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
]I want him to tongue-punch my box.
The divine in me says the divine in you should go fuck itself.
Happy New Year from Ye Olde Brittania!
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Tome item system and expanded Wish Economy rules.
Try our fantasy card game Clash of Nations! Available via Print on Demand.
“Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities” - Voltaire
It's been 2013 for 11 hours down here. Happy New Year. Now where are all those doom prophets to make fun of*?
*Putting aside the bit where we didn't hedge our bets and made fun of them right from the start.
*Putting aside the bit where we didn't hedge our bets and made fun of them right from the start.
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Happy new year from the past that is the present in my perspective but from your perspective it's the future, but from the point of view of my pet rock, it's already happend, and from Anikan's point of view, the Jedi are evil.
Who needs alcohol to have fun on a New Years Eve night?
Who needs alcohol to have fun on a New Years Eve night?
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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thish is gonna be one drunk of a yearK wrote:People say that the way that you spend New Year's Eve is how the rest of your year is going to go.
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
Oh, hey, it's been 2013 for 27 minutes here.
Hmm.. so I'm going to be vaguely disappointed that, while stuff is fun, it's not what I thought I was getting? Eh, it's still a step up (was trying out Dawn of War, which I got from the Humble Bundle. Thought it was going to be a crpg, not an rts.)K wrote:People say that the way that you spend New Year's Eve is how the rest of your year is going to go.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
My dad got drunk(er), started singing Nazi anthems while on the phone, and hit my cat with a knife.K wrote:People say that the way that you spend New Year's Eve is how the rest of your year is going to go.
I sure as fuck hope that this is not true because I'm recovering from a bad cold and in bed, eating fishsticks and watching original Star Trek while playing FLT.
I assume you mean FTL, in which case I played that yesterday, won, and suddenly got immensely fed up with it. Only the perspective of trying out the unlocked ship with the artillery beam is moderately attractive.
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We started off the New Year by playing Mini Family and then giving the cats an emergency bath. Happy New Year everyone!
Omegonthesane wrote:a glass armonica which causes a target city to have horrific nightmares that prevent sleep
JigokuBosatsu wrote:so a regular glass armonica?
Watching the zombie apocalypse go by is not how I want to spend the New Year.K wrote:People say that the way that you spend New Year's Eve is how the rest of your year is going to go.
FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
I sure hope you're right, because that bodes pretty darn well for me.K wrote:People say that the way that you spend New Year's Eve is how the rest of your year is going to go.
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
